Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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