Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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