I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just want to make out with him forever
So. Much. Porn.
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