His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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