Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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