Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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