spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
