I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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