i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Of course I have a pirate flag
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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