I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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