my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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