I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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