i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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