operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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