Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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