I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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