there's paper in my vomit.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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