If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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