i permit you to call me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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