chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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