You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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