she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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