Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
