Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
