Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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