You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
