She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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