im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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