i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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