STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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