It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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