Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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