btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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