Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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