She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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