sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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