whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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