Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
