have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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