You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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