i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
please don't ironically join a cult
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