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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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