I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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