How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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