Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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