Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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