so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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