sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Randomize
