how can u be prego again
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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