eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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